if you say “i’m a dragon, adalie” to anyone who was in my group of friends in high school
i guarantee the reaction with be pants shitting laughter
wait but I actually know a kid
who convinced his girlfriend that he was a dragon.
like he was like straight up “i’m a dragon, adalie”
and also lied and said he was an eagle scout even though he wasnt?
like ok lie about being a fuckin dragon
but why lie about being a goddamn eagle scout?
i feel like Kitty and i are Tony Wonder and GOB Bluth but i can’t tell who would be who
does it matter who is who
chicago alone has an army of plows and salt trucks ready at any given moment
even in july pretty much
and most people out here in the country have their own plows.
so ye we’re more prepared
but damn son you can drive on a few inches of snow.
it sucks ass if you have a shitty car,
but it’s possible.
awww it’s actually kinda cute how much southerners freak out when it snows.